This Is A Bathroom Not A Wifi Lounge Shit And Split Candle

Highest quality fragrance, natural soy wax, and hilarious sayings! All fragrances are phthalate free.

Choose your favorite one!

Light your life with sarcasm!

Size: 8oz (single wick) or 16oz (double wick)

Wick: Cotton cored (lead & zinc free)

Each candle is hand poured by our small team in Rhode Island USA, which means there can be slight differences in look and color from the photo above.